Two jokes from Yuri Nikulin about women that men like

23.07.2024 22:22

Yuri Nikulin, as is known, was not only an outstanding actor, but also an excellent teller of jokes.

We present to your attention two jokes from Yuri Nikulin on the topic of relations between men and women.

Anecdotes from Nikulin about the relationships between men and women

Criminals rob the apartment of a married couple and demand money and gold from the husband.

He says that there is only gold in the house, and when the robbers ask him to clarify the amount of precious metal, he answers that there are about 150 kilograms. The robbers, rubbing their hands, demand that he hand over the gold.

“Honey, get ready, they’ve come for you, ” the husband shouts into the depths of the apartment.

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In the second joke, a man tells his friend that he took his wife to the zoo yesterday. The friend asks, "So how was it?"

“They didn’t take it… ” the man answers with sadness in his voice.

Timur Khomichev Author: Timur Khomichev Internet resource editor